Ever since we left you for Ooma, you’ve gotten so clingy. The letters full of low-prices-for-a-year promises, the twice-daily phone calls…it’s a bit out of hand.
(I don’t mean to be rude, but you seem desperate.)
See, here’s the thing, Vonage. Even your $10/month for a year promise doesn’t tempt me. Averaged out over a year, our $99 Ooma box and $39.99 porting fee comes to a mere $11.66 a month.
And after those two purchases, Ooma asks for $0.00 of our money.
But you! After that first year of seductively low prices, you’ll start billing me $35/month.
So, thanks, but no thanks. You’re gonna have to find yourself a new girl.
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Dana
Thursday 1st of October 2015
When a company just doesn't want to let you go it can get so annoying! Years later I will still probably never subscribe to a newspaper again because I had such a bad experience when I cancelled (or allowed a special offer to expire without renewing at full price). Frustrating especially when you really don't like dealing with telemarketers.
Kim
Thursday 1st of October 2015
Such a needy ex. Hopefully someone new will come along soon!
Dominique
Thursday 1st of October 2015
direcTV and Sirius XM have the same issue :-P
Kristen
Thursday 1st of October 2015
You know, I feel like I might have complained about DirecTV here on the blog before. And the funny thing is...we've never even HAD DirecTV.
Sarah
Thursday 1st of October 2015
Hehe, I giggled quite a lot at this Dear John to Vonage.
I haven't tried Vonage, but I get constant mail from Geico - so much paper waste, it makes me sad. How do you get these offers to stop, since a restraining order isn't really an option? ;)
Kris
Thursday 1st of October 2015
These are the most helpful posts for me. You research products/services and give your honest feedback on your experiences. AND you follow up several months later --that information is great!